Posted on: Friday, September 19, 2008
Posted at: 10:29:00 PM
WELL. NOT ONLY MY FAMILY IS AMUSING.
MAH FRIENDS ARE AMUSING TOO.
HALF THE TIME WE DON'T EVEN KNOW WHY IT'S FUNNY.
IT'S JUST RANDOM! 8D
we act like crazy idiots from far, but if you don't get the joke or anything; too bad. :D
Conversation with Esther, Zana
Zana : Why is it so hottttt. Why is the weather so hottttttt..
Me : It's Singapore.
Zana : I wanna migrate when i grow up..
Me and Esther : *eating*
Zana : ARUGHH THIS HOT WEATHER IS MAKING ME THIRSTY. *is fasting*
Me : Damn that sucks.
Zana : EVERYDAY'S A HOTHOT(special) DAY, TODAY TMR YESTERDAY. EVERYDAY'S A HOTHOT DAY TO US. (some high-five song)
Me and Esther : *STARE*
Zana : I'M LIKE A POLAR BEAR, I NEED THE COLD CLIMATE. THE WEATHER IS SO HOT. I'M MELTINGG.
Me and Esther : Yeah we saw heat waves.
Zana : I'M LIKE A DEHYDRATING POLAR BEAR- OMFG IT'S Mr. Faizal! *stares after him*
Me and Esther : *stare*
Zana : Now where was i? OH YEAH. DEHYDRATING POLAR BEARS. I WAS A POLAR BEAR IN MY PAST LIFE. AND NOW I'M A FOURTEEN YEAR OLD GIRL REINCARNATED FROM A POLAR BEAR; AND I'M MELTING. BECAUSE OF THIS HOT WEATHERR.
Me : You poor polar bear descendant. thing.
Zana : I WANT TO GO TO THE ICE CAPS, IT'S BETTER THAN THIS WEATHER. ANYWAY. I GTG. MY BROTHER'S FETCHING ME.
Me : Bye Polar Bear!
-END *with Zana walking off*
Damn it was funnier in person.
But only Zana was funny here. With her OMFGIT'SMRFAIZAL outburst suddenly cutting through her rant and stuff.
EY I GOT A CONVERSATION WIT MEIN MOM AGAIN.
Conversation With Mom : Report Slips Mom : *sleeping*
Me : *walks into room* Oy, wake up. *nudges*
Mom : Ngruh? *groggily*
Me : Sign my report slip.
Mom : Can't you wait till your dad comes back. *half asleep*
Me : No, he's coming back tomorrow. I NEED IT, by tomorrow.
Mom : *takes report slip*
Me : *Hands her a giant pen* (It's really big)
Mom : *takes pen* *stares at pen groggily* *looks at me* Am i dreaming?
Me : Yes. Now sign the slip.
Mom : Why's this pen so huge? Am i awake?
Me : Maybe if you pinch yourself, you'll know. *happy face*
Mom : Nice try. Now, Where'd you get the pen?
Me : Bookshop, for $2. *expecting some rant about wasting money now*
Mom : ...
Me : ... *fiddles with pen*
Mom : THIS IS AWESOME. HELP ME GET ONE TOO. And help me switch on the water
heater.
Me : D:
-END-
HUEG PEN = WIN.


"This is huge!" -My brother wrote it to test the pen. XD
Posted on: Sunday, September 14, 2008
Posted at: 3:47:00 PM
Yesterday night, i was on the computer.
Then my dad called home.
Conversation with Dad
Dad : Hey Sam, can you go to the storeroom and take out that huge container
that fills up beverages?
Me : You mean the one i brought to the party last year?
Dad : Yeah. And rinse it and bring it down together with that ice box
thing.
Me : Now?
Dad : Yeah, then bring it downstairs.
Me : Okay. *puts phone down and goes to rinse stuff and brings it
downstairs*
-Downstairs-
Me : *hands dad giant container and ice box*
Dad : Thanks a lot. And for your hard work!
*hands me a plastic bag*
Me : *looks inside* What the hell is this.
Dad : A peanut ball! *happy face* Enjoy it!
Me : ...okay.
-END-
Then today, when i was having lunch, he called again.
Conversation with Dad II
Dad : Hey Sam, can you go find a measuring tape and measure how tall the
fridge is.
Me : Okay. *measures and tells him*
Dad : Okay. Now get that big red container from the storeroom, rinse it and
fill it with water, then bring it downstairs.
Me : The one you always take to wash your car?
Dad : Yeah. And bring it downstairs.
Me : I heard you the first time. *takes container, rinses, fills and brings
downstairs*
Dad : *takes container and puts in car* Thanks. Now take that tissue from
the back of the car and bring it upstairs.
Me : ...*stare* Okay. *takes tissue and goes upstairs with mom*
-Upstairs-
Me : *eating lunch*
Mom : *hands me a pack of woolly stuff*
Me : *stares* What.
Mom : Your dad told me to give it to you. "For your hard work," he
said.
Me : *stares at packet*
Mom : It's cotton candy.
Me : *still staring*
Mom : ...
Me : Looks like some washing detergent cloth thing.
Mom : That's what i thought at first.
Me : Are you sure it's edible?
-END-
I'm eating that woolly thing now. Tastes like mint. Or blueberry. I can't really figure it out.
Here's a piccu of it. 8D

Really looks like washing detergent stuff doesn't it.
Posted on: Friday, September 12, 2008
Posted at: 3:03:00 PM
Lol, i didn't go to school yesterday, so i missed my Physics Test.
I heard that last question was a bitch. D:
So good thing i'll have a few days to revise.
I heard that you guys cheated. >_>;
*bleep*Don't know what the hell keeps giving me stomachaches these days. D:
EY, MSN IS A FUCKING FAG. THE SERVICE IS SO OFTEN UNAVAILABLE.
AND WHATEVER MESSAGE I SEND WILL NOT BE SENT.
WHAT THE !%@&^#(!
*BLEEP*You're not the only one, Zana. Me and Kim have it too. D:
I have succumbed to Yahoo. :D (too bad not everyone has it)
Only me and baka are online thar. Lol.
Today, i was really damn hungry. (Like always)
Cuz i only had a cup of Nestum in the morn' so i was even hungrier than usual.
But okay.
When i was drinking nestum, i was having this conversation with my mom.
She's really stereotypical, really. She thinks all kids are irresponsible.
Says the person who is herself.
Conversation with MomMe : *drinks Nestum and reads NewPaper*
Mom : *fiddles with her thumb* And we have two new colleagues today. Hopefully they don't run away when they see the bastard, Daniel. *pissed off look*
Me : You really hate him huh. *non-committed to conversation topic*
Mom : I can't stand him, people like him don't deserve to be in this world!
Me : Uh huh. *drinks Nestum*
Mom : *fiddles with thumb again*
Me : ...
Mom : Daaaamnn i still can't bend my thumb. D:
Me : Get Daddy to fix it for you or something. You probably pulled a vein.
Mom : *mumbles something about broken thumbs and goes to feed hamster and fishes*
Me : *drinking Nestum* *points to coffee table* Halp-meh-get-watch- *mouthful of Nestum*
Mom : Huh?
Me : *Mouth still full of Nestum* Mmphh Ffthmt. *points to coffee table*
Mom : [nag]WHERE'S YOUR WATCH? HOW WOULD I KNOW WHERE'S YOUR WATCH?! SEE I TOLD YOU TO KEEP A BOX TO PUT ALL OF YOUR STUFF, BUT YOU DON'T LISTEN, YOU KEEP THROWING YOUR STUFF EVERYWHERE, IT'S LYING EVERYWHERE. WHEN YOU DISPLACE YOUR THINGS THEN YOU'LL ASK. CAN'T YOU LEARN TO KEEP YOUR STUFF AND BE MORE RESPONSIBLE? [/nag]
Me : *nonchantly* *swallows Nestum* Sheesh, Dig your ears. I said help me get my watch. *points to watch lying on top of stack of books @ coffee table*
Mom : ...Oh.
I swear she prepares a speech for whenever she has to nag at me. Because she says the same thing over and over.
And she says i'm longwinded. LOL.
Oh yeah, the thing about the thumb, she can't bend it whatsoever.
I kept accidentally hitting her thumb while we on the bus. LOL.
I couldn't help burst out laughing in the crowded bus.
Everyone thought i lost it.
Posted on: Tuesday, September 9, 2008
Posted at: 11:44:00 PM
There are Only Five Truths in Life.
1. You cannot touch all your teeth with your tongue.
2. All idiots, after reading #1, will try it.
3. You are now smiling like an idiot.
4. You are thinking of sending this to a friend.
5. You STILL have that goofy smile on your face.
Damn i feel stupid. LOL. Hope it made you guys smile :D
Posted on:
Posted at: 8:14:00 PM
Caution : Huge Angry First-Time Rant ahead.GWRHUGHWERHOAEW%RHOJE:HLJET"APEH
PISSED.
DOES ANYONE KNOW THE MEANING OF "GO AWAY I'M TIRED I WANNA SLEEP."?
Cuz obviously people in my house don't >:U
I'M SO FUCKING TIRED AND WHEN I TRY TO SLEEP FOR ONE HOUR
ONE HOUR. MY ALARM WILL RING.
AND WHEN I LIE DOWN MY GRANDMA COMES OUT TO ASK ME A BILLIONF AEIGHASGIAHSG UNIMPORTANT QUESTIONS
MY MOM COMES BACK AND GOES ALL "OH SHE'S SLEEPING?"
THEN COMES INTO THE ROOM AND GOES ALL "OI ARE YOU SLEEPING, WHY YOU SLEEPING?"
AFJEIFHAGIEH DON'T ASK THE FUCKING OBVIOUS. I DON'T BOTHER HER WHEN SHE SLEEPS. D:
[/rant]
Damn i didn't get into the stream i want. I got into express two with fucking accounts. ew.
I better get into express three by the end of the year.
I'll give up my computer and comics for the time being.
If i don't get into express 3 and get stuck with accounts,
then... uh. uhh. i can't think of anything right now.
D:<
70% CHEM AND BIO HERE I COME.
Pissed and tired.
Posted on: Thursday, September 4, 2008
Posted at: 3:15:00 PM
I think my grandma's feeling high today.
I woke up at 2.30pm today and she was like :
"Hey let's go get some sushi,"
And sushi being my favorite food and all, i was like :
"What, but i just woke up."
And she was like :
"We'll leave at four then."
So i decided to type this damn random posts involving me and my family.
PS, my grandma doesn't speak english, much less fluently, she speaks hainanese and so do i.
My dad, mom, brother and I really have funny conversations sometimes.
Okay most of the time. But what the hell. Lol.
Whistling Lessons with MomMe : "Hey mom, can you whistle?"
Mom : *watching TV* "Huh, what, of course. I learnt it when i was your age."
Me : "Oh really, show me." :D
*Mom tries to position her mouth in an 'O' shape and blows* O:
Me : "I can't really hear it." >:
Mom : "I can be really loud, just that i'm in an air-conditioned room."
Me : "What's that gotta do with whistling?!" D:
Mom : "What, you know, when the air-con blows and it obstructs my whistling."
Me : "...That doesn't make sense you know."
Mom : "Oh, just position your mouth in an 'O' shape and keep your tongue behind your teeth."
Me : "My tongue is ALWAYS behind my teeth!" *stares at her*
Mom : *stares and then laughs* "Okay i'm bad at science, go ask your dad or something."
Me : "D:"
Whistling Lessons with DadMe : "Hey Dad, can you whistle?"
Dad : "Why?" *looks up from glueing his shoes*
Me : "I can't whistle. D:"
Dad : *goes back to glueing shoes and starts whistling*
Me : "Aren't you gonna teach me or something?"
Dad : *still glueing shoes and whistling* Go get me more superglue from the fridge, i'm lacking it.
Me : "What." *gets superglue*
*Dad continues to whistle and glue shoes*
Me : *goes to organize her stuff at coffee table*
*Dad walks past, whistling*
Me : *ignores and continues organizing stuff*
Dad : *sits down on sofa next to me, still whistling, trying to mock me*
Me : "How'd you do that? D:"
Dad : "You just position your mouth in an 'O' shape and curve your tongue and blow."
Me : *tries 46423154 times, but fails* What, i can't do it.
Dad : "Your tongue has to move to create the sound."
Me : *tries again* It's not working.
Dad : "What the hell, why do you wanna whistle in the first place, girls aren't supposed to whistle, only boys are. What you wanna whistle at boys?
Me : "WHAT?! Who the hell wants to whistle at boys, i wanna whistle songs!" D:<
Mom : *walks past* "What's the commotion?"
Me : "Your husband's a bad teacher."
Dad : "Your daughter's a bad student."
-End-
...Okay it sounded funnier in my head, but what the hell. LOL.
Posted on: Wednesday, September 3, 2008
Posted at: 8:03:00 PM
#1 Where would you go if someone sponsors you an air ticket ?
Back to Japan, cuz it's awesome and i haven't finish my exploration yet. :D
#2 What's your favourite thing to do ?
Sleep.
#3 Do you think money can buy happiness ?
No. BUT HAPPINESS CAN BUY MONEY. 8D
#4 If you were given a chance to recieve something, what would it be ?
WACOM BAMBOO TABLET AFHEAIGAHIQH 300 BUCKSSSS.
#5 Things you cant live without :
★ Family
★ Friends
★ D.Gray-Man
★ Comics
★ Music
#6 What are you afraid to lose ?
My loved ones. D:
#7 If you win $1 million dollars, what would you do ?
★ Scream
★ Spazz
★ Get what i want, then donate some to charity then invest it in something and then give some to my parents then scream again and go on a holiday. :D
#8 What do you dream of doing in the future ?
Stopping Global Warming durhhh
#9 List down 3 good points about the person who gave you this survey
★Cute
★Funny
★Is able to kick your ass :D
#10 What makes you happy ?
Seeing other people being happy. :D
#11 What type of person do you hate the most ?
Obnoxious Idiots who think they're smart. Ohmygod i feel like PUNCHING THEM IN THE FUCKING FACE.
#12 If you have a super power what would it be ?
POWER ABSORPTION HURHURHUR. I'LL BE UNSTOPPABLE. >:D
#13 Would you go for happiness or money ?
Happiness Duh.
#14 Who do you think is the most important people in your life ?
Friends + Family.
#15 If you have a boyfriend(girlfriend), would you die for him(her) ?
Depends, if he'll die for me. Then i'll do the same. If not, he can jump down a building for all i care. >:D
#16 Who's the last person who hugged you ?
Uhh... Cherie. Two years ago or something. D:
#17 What is the one thing you want to do badly right now ?
Watch ep 99 of DGM. So many distractions. D:
#18 Who are you close to ?
Kim, Esther, Zana, Family.
#19 Are you courageous enough to the person that you like him ?
What kind of stupid question is that?
#20 If you could do one thing all over again what would it be ?
Rewatch DGM episodes. (i have no life lul)
7 things that scare you:
★ Losing loved ones
★ Rejection/Abandoned to be alone
★ Zana going emo
★ Obnoxious people that don't know i'm telling them to go away
★ Dolls
★ Tags
★ Uh.
7 things that you like/love the most :
★ Family
★ Friends
★ D.Gray-Man!
★ FOOD!
★ Sleep
★ Yullen
★ Music and my oversized hamster that looks like a Guinea Pig.
7 important things in my room :
★ My Matress
★ My Other Matress
★ My Bolster
★ My Pillowssss (all 7 of them)
★ My Other Bolster
★ My Comics
★ My Money
7 random facts about me :
★ I laugh more than you.
★ I'm sarcastic, but you don't notice it. REALLY.
★ I like Comics!
★ I like to Draw
★ I like to write Stories
★ I have a mutant hamster that will eat you
★ Uh, i have a lot of white hair.
7 things i plan to do before i die :
★ Laugh more
★ Get a life
★ Travel the world
★ Get a damn degree
★ Make a comic
★ Get those damn 400 bucks color pencils + everything on my wishlist
★ What.
7 things i can do :
★ Laugh
★ Draw
★ Write (but i need inspiration) D:
★ Sleep (no really, i did it for a whole day once)
★ Eat (watch me)
★ Spend money
★ Be really really really random and funny
7 things i can't do :
★ Sing
★ Dance
★ Whistle (AGHRUGEHG I WANT TO WHISTLE)
★ Chinese
★ Fake an accent in public (i can do it alone tho)
★ Keep Still
★ Stop smiling
7 things you are attracted to in the opposite sex :
★ Humour
★ Personality
★ Intrests
★ Sarcasm
★ I
★ Hate
★ Tags
7 things i always say :
★ Fuck.
★ Fuck You.
★ HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHA (continuous)
★ Oh my god.
★ You Idiot.
★ WHAT?! (you hear it really loud)
7 people to do this questionnaire :
★ you
★ you
★ you
★ you
★ you
★ you
★ Baka. (YES YOU BAKA. THE LAZY ONE.)
>:D
Whoa shit and it's done.